Lucy is escorting her 84 year old aunt to a strip club.
"I notice that some of you girls shave awf yaw pubic hayas," she began. The nodded. "I suppose it's so the men can see yaw vaginers bettah?" The nodded again, wondering where this is going. "Do you find that it helps keep things coolah? It can get so muggy down theyah."
I am dying!